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apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

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pizzaforpresident:

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pizzaforpresident:

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

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fandomstuck:

im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and

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pityfucker:

there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret

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pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

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ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

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