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humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
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rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

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g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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passiveprince:

when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend

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crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

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lindsaylohoean:

if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

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crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

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