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r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

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fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

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2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people. Gay cis white men are not oppressed enough. Kill them too. Mixed race couples are evil and disgusting. Indian girls who date white men and say its okay to wear bindis are race traitors. Kill them as well.

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sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

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squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her